Professional People Watcher Gifts

'Hope you weren't waiting long. I was chatting with a neighbor and lost track of the time.'

Cariactures

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Glance Exchange

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

Coffee shop

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

What should we do this fine Sunday? I have an idea. Let's spend the day staring at each other and using pet names. Ahem. You affection is making us ill! They're upset, Monkey Bear. You're so handsome. We're trying to eat!

Before the riots/after the riots

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

"Look, Martha—you contribute, I contribute, we all contribute to the pulse of the city."

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

"Ma'am, why don't you go ahead of me?" "Um... no thanks. Let's let this gentleman go ahead of us." "Oh, no... you ladies go right ahead!"

Aliens and Environmentalists

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

"The security scanner said I have exquisite feet."

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

"Do you want a drink or do you need a drink ? We're very busy...."

"It beats flying for your food."

While doing routine recon over the pacific ocean, lietenants Cromwell and Olsen make a startling discovery.

Aurora

Dark Clouds

Glimpses One Dollar

"Kind of makes you realize how insignificant my awesome beard is."

"Oh boy, what a treat! Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we get a full view of the Supermoon."

"Of course it's not easy to read the body language of someone who's basically inert."

Startling!