Professional People Watcher Mugs

'Hope you weren't waiting long. I was chatting with a neighbor and lost track of the time.'

Cariactures

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Glance Exchange

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

Coffee shop

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

Before the riots/after the riots

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

"Look, Martha—you contribute, I contribute, we all contribute to the pulse of the city."

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

Aliens and Environmentalists

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

"The security scanner said I have exquisite feet."

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

"Do you want a drink or do you need a drink ? We're very busy...."

"It beats flying for your food."

While doing routine recon over the pacific ocean, lietenants Cromwell and Olsen make a startling discovery.

"Of course it's not easy to read the body language of someone who's basically inert."

Glimpses One Dollar

Startling!

"Kind of makes you realize how insignificant my awesome beard is."

'We've been lucky - sometimes you can be out here the whole day and fail to see a single boat!'

Dark Clouds

"Oh boy, what a treat! Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we get a full view of the Supermoon."

Aurora