People Watcher Mugs

Complaints and Gratitude.

"I love our lunches out there, but I always get the feeling that we're being watched."

"You are fair, compassionate, and intelligent, but you are perceived as biased, callous, and dumb."

Tables with the Labels: Shy, Reserved, Anxious, Avuncular, and Gregarious.

"9:43 patient number 345/d, time for your human interaction."

A variety of people standing in a bus queue.

It might take a few years, but Pete knew that one day he would get to know the neighbors.

"Do you want a drink or do you need a drink ? We're very busy...."

'I'm checking out our new neighbors! They look like the nosey type to me!'

Restaurant Tables: Reserved and Extrovert

'Well, that ties up the inventory of our new neighbours' possessions.'

"I'm putting you on speaker - it's essential for everyone to hear our conversation."

"They just flock to these places like a bunch of...well....like a bunch of us."

"It appears Tom's cable is out again!"

Cutes Gifts N' Stuff.

"Oh, no, it's that guy we meet so often we think we know him."

"You don't need me. You don't need anyone. You are Americans."

"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

"Would you mind talking to me for a while? I forget my cell phone."

Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,

'That dress certainly matches your eyes.'

"Excuse me, I have to get up for a minute - Do you mind watching my laptop, bag of precious gems, and life savings in cash?"

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

"Wow, interactive people"

Chattering Class Party

'It's Linda Cox, isn't it? - I never forget a face.'

"Can't you just take surreptitious looks over my shoulder...like a normal person?"

The Crowded Streets

Colossalism: The religious belief that tall people exist so short people can walk through crowds.

First ClassEconomy ClassNo class.

'Of course it's not easy to read the body language of someone who's basically inert.'

'Have you got the seating plan yet?'

The reserved and the go-ers.'

'I've been walking around this store for two hours and still can't find my wife. It's great.'