People Watcher Gifts

Complaints and Gratitude.

"I love our lunches out there, but I always get the feeling that we're being watched."

"You are fair, compassionate, and intelligent, but you are perceived as biased, callous, and dumb."

Tables with the Labels: Shy, Reserved, Anxious, Avuncular, and Gregarious.

"9:43 patient number 345/d, time for your human interaction."

A variety of people standing in a bus queue.

'I'm checking out our new neighbors! They look like the nosey type to me!'

"Do you want a drink or do you need a drink ? We're very busy...."

It might take a few years, but Pete knew that one day he would get to know the neighbors.

'Well, that ties up the inventory of our new neighbours' possessions.'

"I'm putting you on speaker - it's essential for everyone to hear our conversation."

"It appears Tom's cable is out again!"

Restaurant Tables: Reserved and Extrovert

"They just flock to these places like a bunch of...well....like a bunch of us."

'That dress certainly matches your eyes.'

"Would you mind talking to me for a while? I forget my cell phone."

Colossalism: The religious belief that tall people exist so short people can walk through crowds.

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

Chattering Class Party

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

"Wow, interactive people"

'I've been walking around this store for two hours and still can't find my wife. It's great.'

'Have you got the seating plan yet?'

"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"

The Tube.

'Of course it's not easy to read the body language of someone who's basically inert.'

Jeremy Always Seemed to End Up Sitting Next to the Nutter.

"You don't need me. You don't need anyone. You are Americans."

"Oh, no, it's that guy we meet so often we think we know him."

'It's Linda Cox, isn't it? - I never forget a face.'

First ClassEconomy ClassNo class.

The reserved and the go-ers.'

Cutes Gifts N' Stuff.

'Sometimes I just like to people watch.'

Twat spotter - "Red anorak, spotty face, bald head - no I haven't got that one!"