Parade Watcher Mugs

"Let's keep an eye on this fella."

"My parade will be bigger than China's at Tiananmen Square."

Cariactures

"Ours is not a creative clan."

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Glance Exchange

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

Coffee shop

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

"Look, Martha—you contribute, I contribute, we all contribute to the pulse of the city."

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

The Drummer

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

Unskilled Musicians' Marching Band

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

"The security scanner said I have exquisite feet."

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

"Home school marching band"

"Do you want a drink or do you need a drink ? We're very busy...."

Beefeater

The Last-Minute Halloween Costume Parade

"Oh, it's a grand day for Harvard!"

"Of course it's not easy to read the body language of someone who's basically inert."

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

Startling!

"Throw me somethin', mister."

Cheek

The reserved and the go-ers.'

"You don't need me. You don't need anyone. You are Americans."

"This conversation is being performed in front of a live audience."

'As long as I stand here I'm safe. . . no stress. . . no pressure. . . no need to impress. . . I can just relax and be who I am. . .'

'The Human Comedy needs a laugh track.'