Parade Goer Mugs

Pride Month

"Hard day at work my eye! I saw you cheering your head off in the pub doorway on Fleet Street!"

Drummers

Beefeater

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Ours is not a creative clan."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

Masquerade

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Redhead

Carioca

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

Leo McKern

Cheers

The Drummer

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

Christmas sweater alternatives

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

Unskilled Musicians' Marching Band

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

"...and what do you think will happen if you do attend the party?

"My compliments to the sommelier."

"Aperitif?"

"How much longer, roughly, will you be introducing me as a 'disgruntled Republican'?"

Down on Bourbon Street...

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

The Friday Night Olive Races Down at the Tribeca Martini Bar

A cart pulled by increasingly small dogs

'At that moment, across a crowded room, their thighs met.'