Parade Goer Prints

Pride Month

"Hard day at work my eye! I saw you cheering your head off in the pub doorway on Fleet Street!"

Drummers

Beefeater

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Ours is not a creative clan."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Masquerade

Redhead

Carioca

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

The Drummer

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

Leo McKern

Cheers

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

Christmas sweater alternatives

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

Unskilled Musicians' Marching Band

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

Down on Bourbon Street...

A cart pulled by increasingly small dogs

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

"How much longer, roughly, will you be introducing me as a 'disgruntled Republican'?"

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

'At that moment, across a crowded room, their thighs met.'

"...and what do you think will happen if you do attend the party?

"My compliments to the sommelier."