Parade Watcher T-Shirts

"Let's keep an eye on this fella."

"My parade will be bigger than China's at Tiananmen Square."

Cariactures

"Ours is not a creative clan."

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Glance Exchange

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

Coffee shop

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

The Drummer

"Look, Martha—you contribute, I contribute, we all contribute to the pulse of the city."

"Ma'am, why don't you go ahead of me?" "Um... no thanks. Let's let this gentleman go ahead of us." "Oh, no... you ladies go right ahead!"

Unskilled Musicians' Marching Band

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

"Home school marching band"

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

"The security scanner said I have exquisite feet."

"Do you want a drink or do you need a drink ? We're very busy...."

Cheek

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

"Oh, it's a grand day for Harvard!"

"Throw me somethin', mister."

The Last-Minute Halloween Costume Parade

Beefeater

Startling!

"Of course it's not easy to read the body language of someone who's basically inert."

"You don't need me. You don't need anyone. You are Americans."

The reserved and the go-ers.'

Liberty, equality, sorority.

"This conversation is being performed in front of a live audience."