People-watching Pro Gifts

"It's been nice talking to you, but I should probably get back to staring blankly ahead."

'Of course you can't sit there, there's no room, can't you see that... some people!'

"We can people-watch. Although, when does people-watching become ogling?"

Cariactures

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

Glance Exchange

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Coffee shop

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

"Look, Martha—you contribute, I contribute, we all contribute to the pulse of the city."

"Ma'am, why don't you go ahead of me?" "Um... no thanks. Let's let this gentleman go ahead of us." "Oh, no... you ladies go right ahead!"

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

"The security scanner said I have exquisite feet."

'Next time you feel like keeping in touch, keep in touch with somebody else.'

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year."

"Do you want a drink or do you need a drink ? We're very busy...."

Startling!

Sports Sponsorship "What do you mean he lost?"

"Of course it's not easy to read the body language of someone who's basically inert."

The reserved and the go-ers.'

"I just installed a home security monitor."

"You don't need me. You don't need anyone. You are Americans."

Chatty, garlic-coffee breath, apathetic, contagious

"This conversation is being performed in front of a live audience."

Shoppers

"What's wrong with you? This isn't what I want! Do you know what you're doing? Can you get me a smarter clerk?"

'But, dear, I AM mingling!'

"I love people-watching."

"Nan and Gordon are from California, but Northern California."