People-watching Pro Pillows

"It's been nice talking to you, but I should probably get back to staring blankly ahead."

'Of course you can't sit there, there's no room, can't you see that... some people!'

Cariactures

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Glance Exchange

Coffee shop

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

"Look, Martha—you contribute, I contribute, we all contribute to the pulse of the city."

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

"The security scanner said I have exquisite feet."

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year."

'Next time you feel like keeping in touch, keep in touch with somebody else.'

"Do you want a drink or do you need a drink ? We're very busy...."

"Of course it's not easy to read the body language of someone who's basically inert."

Sports Sponsorship "What do you mean he lost?"

Startling!

"You don't need me. You don't need anyone. You are Americans."

The reserved and the go-ers.'

"I just installed a home security monitor."

Chatty, garlic-coffee breath, apathetic, contagious

'The Human Comedy needs a laugh track.'

'I only come to the game for the half time entertainment and snack bar privileges.'

'As long as I stand here I'm safe. . . no stress. . . no pressure. . . no need to impress. . . I can just relax and be who I am. . .'

"This conversation is being performed in front of a live audience."

"Nan and Gordon are from California, but Northern California."

"I gave on the E train."

'No idea. He's been there for as long as I can remember.'

"I love people-watching."