People-avoiding Pro Gifts

'Next time you feel like keeping in touch, keep in touch with somebody else.'

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

Crowded Ice Fishing

"...Our extensive in house survey found that 82% of you think in house surveys are a waste of time."

"I find it best to stay out of office politics!"

"There appears to be a direct correlation between fewer meetings and higher productivity."

'Oh good! - I hate long lines!'

"Well, so far I'm managing to stay above the fray."

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

Nervous at a party.

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

Scientific Research: 'Does your research on the sunset include the observation of the sunrise?'

"I'm not getting out of bed. What's the point? Things keep getting worse every day. Even my toothbrush depresses me... I'll just continue sleeping until the world comes to its senses." "Amen."

" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

"We've been standing here talking about how to pitch to the batter for way too long, haven't we?"

'Is he expecting you?'

"Not having to go into the office every day has really cut back on pointless meetings..."

"I'm sorry - Mr Jensen is not in the office at this time."

Desperate employees escape through bosses high-rise window. 'Hurry! His meeting is almost over!'

'Wilcox! Do come in...I'm just leaving!'

'He was right at his desk a moment ago.'

Good parenting.

We moved to the sea to get away from the crowd, only to find they'd moved to the sea.

'Thanks for inviting me to go fishing, Ted. With hunting season over I was running out of ways to avoid working around the house!'

"Back to face-to-face working, lad? I think not! Be off home with you!"

"Gah! Too many people!"

"Passive-aggressive musical chairs." "You sit. I don’t deserve to" "I couldn’t possibly." "Maybe two of us could share." "Someone else go first." "I actually prefer standing."

'Been coming here for years and never bumped into anyone who knows me . . . weird!'

"Basically, we have two options: #1: Do what I want or #2: Endure an excruciatingly dull presentation..."

Not in the mood for human interaction line

Sleeping - "Sir, the staff are all assembled for your pep talk."

'Right, I've convened these meetings to explore some concerns about the number of meetings we've been having.'

"To be perfectly honest, I don't mind the riders, it's the clowns I'm afraid of..."