Human-watching Enthusiast Gifts

"I have a new fascinating hobby: Human-watching..."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

The Zoo.

Tourists

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"That's not how I sat on you."

"Now I really hate poetry."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

TSA Noah

TV jester.

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

TV-Man

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

"I think we may be related!"

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

Geese's Thoughts.

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

"Which news channel should we watch?"

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

'I told you that letting him have a pet would cause a problem at migration time...'