Tech-savvy People-watchers Gifts

'You may hang up if you want. I just don't want to eat alone in public without a cell phone in my hand.'

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'There's nothing on.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

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'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!'

'When I took this job, I had no idea how much it would cut into my quality, family texting time.'

"Dad's got a promotion. How can now mute middle management."

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

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'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

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Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

"Tommy? Hi, this is daddy. How's my big boy? Sweetie, daddy needs your help."

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

'Can't we handle this through more impersonal channels like text messaging?'

So, if you don't get this mail because I wrote the wrong address again, please reply to me a.s.a.p. Best, Bob

'...till death, or a really huge argument over ringtones, do you part.'

"These are X-Rays of your operation, and this is a selfie I took with your gall bladder."

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

"Does the ark have wifi?"

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

CCTV in church.

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

E-waste - 'Well there's another hour gone on email.'

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"