People Observers Pillows

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Cariactures

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Glance Exchange

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

Coffee shop

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

"Look, Martha—you contribute, I contribute, we all contribute to the pulse of the city."

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

The Exhibition at the Royal Academy

"The security scanner said I have exquisite feet."

"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

Biden Ignores the G7 Leaders on Afghanistan

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

"Do you want a drink or do you need a drink ? We're very busy...."

Nervous at a party.

"I keep reading all these stories about virtual reality nookie."

"Of course it's not easy to read the body language of someone who's basically inert."

Startling!

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