Plane Watching Gifts

"I like to come out here and watch planes sit on the tarmac for hours, then see everyone get kicked off and rebooked for tomorrow."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

The Zoo.

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

Tourists

Airlines

"Now I really hate poetry."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

TSA Noah

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"I think we may be related!"

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

Employee of the Month Parking

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

Boy pilot.

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'