Plane Watching Gifts

"I like to come out here and watch planes sit on the tarmac for hours, then see everyone get kicked off and rebooked for tomorrow."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

The Zoo.

Tourists

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

Airlines

"Now I really hate poetry."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"I think we may be related!"

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

TSA Noah

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

Boy pilot.

Employee of the Month Parking

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

'Honey, bring the camera, he's standing on one leg!!!'

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

Just back from the psychological research center, Stanly couldn't help but think that he lived with a bunch of baboons.