Plane Spotting Gifts

'I've spent hours getting ready and it turns out they're PLANE spotters!'

'I had it outsourced.'

'Did you get a fuselage number Denis?'

"Unfortunately, what we thought to be the black box turned out to be the navy blue box"

"Sorry, my mistake, I thought the dating agency said, 'a plain speaking man', 'bye."

For Sale: Red Arrow

"You left this on our ship."

"Houston, we have a problem."

Fighter Jet Sneeze

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

'Gravity...Go figure!'

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

Boy pilot.

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'Anorak anoraks'.

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

Two airplanes

Airliner

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

Sushi Train Spotters

'This species of fungi was last spotted in Oxford by Alice Liddell in 1862!'

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like the medulla oblongata!'

"Honey, look-those are the tiles I was thinking about for the kitchen."

"Remember when they just used to write the train numbers down?"

"She's all yours."

"I know it's a pie in the sky, Henshaw, but from a career perspective point of view we'll log it in as 'unidentified small aircraft'."

'it's a special for nostalgia buffs.'

"I wonder where they nest..."

Mile High Club

Frank was never skilled at finding deer signs. (hunter not seeing actual signs for deer)

'I told her not to follow me!'

COP26

"Phew! I narrowly avoided a near miss!"