Car Spotting Gifts

"Sometimes, I feel like life is passing me by."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'Anorak anoraks'.

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

Sushi Train Spotters

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

'This species of fungi was last spotted in Oxford by Alice Liddell in 1862!'

"Remember when they just used to write the train numbers down?"

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like the medulla oblongata!'

'it's a special for nostalgia buffs.'

For Sale: Red Arrow

Frank was never skilled at finding deer signs. (hunter not seeing actual signs for deer)

"Unfortunately, what we thought to be the black box turned out to be the navy blue box"

The Little Engine that Faced a Tough Moral Dilemma.

"Dirt, flies, ants, poison ivy. Man, eating on the ground is no picnic."

Just as Lyle was about to give up on ever seeing a whale off the east coast, a strange and miraculous thing happened.

Sushi bar Chef: DARN Sushi train spotters!

'We deeply regret to have to inform you that no train will be late today. You even have the chance to get a clean seat. Please accept our apologies. Thank you for your understanding.'

'Uh oh, there's an icebreaker coming our way!'

'D.N.A. tests show that the fuel pump doesn't belong to this car.'

You Are Here Map in Car Park.

"Don't worry, everybody will be expecting an elephant in the room."

"Sorry, my mistake, I thought the dating agency said, 'a plain speaking man', 'bye."

My man? Still watching out for aliens.

"As an attorney half my time is spent in court. The rest is evenly split between sitting at my computer and looking for parking."

Road signs.

"Beige Marks and Spencer anorak, elasticated cuffs, fully enclosable hood...I don't believe I've got that one"

"Sh-h-h. I think I hear something."

'I don't know how they got up there either.'

'It's the acceptable face of the high-speed rail link.'

'Wow-he's a big one.You're not afraid of bears,are you Al?'