Animal Spotting Gifts

'Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now I see it... looks like a gator.'

Unable to spot a single wolf, John eventually remembers that wolves live in packs.

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

The Zoo.

Tourists

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"Now I really hate poetry."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Look, a bug!"

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

How about going easy on the carbs

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

So you're a mocking bird...

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

"I think we may be related!"

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

TSA Noah

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."