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'Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now I see it... looks like a gator.'

Unable to spot a single wolf, John eventually remembers that wolves live in packs.

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

The Zoo.

Tourists

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"Now I really hate poetry."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Look, a bug!"

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

How about going easy on the carbs

So you're a mocking bird...

TSA Noah

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

"I think we may be related!"

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."