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'Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now I see it... looks like a gator.'

'Oh, that's brilliant, Gary. Keep it up. Thrash around. Whimper and moan. Make sure that every animal in the woods knows we're coming!'

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

Boy pilot.

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

Moon: Made in China

"Did you know he'd joined a squirrel watchers club?"

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

Airliner

Two airplanes

"Tracks of black bear cub... Tracks of black bear mother... Tracks of Henry David Thoreau."

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

"It's just a jogger!" "It's just a car!" "There's nothing out there now!" "I was thinking of the squirrel I saw last week"

"Any squirrels?" "Nope... two rabbits, a chipmunk, and a little girl picking her nose."

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

"Trash pickup isn't for another two days, isn't it?"

"You can stop now. The squirrels are gone."

"They're worse than carpenter ants. We have hacker ants."

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

"I started out with a molehill, then I just kept going."

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

"She's all yours."

"These, my son, are the tracks of a very dangerous animal we should always try to avoid..."

'Why should I be scared? I'm not a crow...'

'Quick! Take a picture!'

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

"I wonder where they nest..."

Frank was never skilled at finding deer signs. (hunter not seeing actual signs for deer)

'I told her not to follow me!'