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'Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now I see it... looks like a gator.'

'Oh, that's brilliant, Gary. Keep it up. Thrash around. Whimper and moan. Make sure that every animal in the woods knows we're coming!'

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Boy pilot.

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

Moon: Made in China

"Did you know he'd joined a squirrel watchers club?"

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

"Tracks of black bear cub... Tracks of black bear mother... Tracks of Henry David Thoreau."

Airliner

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

"It's just a jogger!" "It's just a car!" "There's nothing out there now!" "I was thinking of the squirrel I saw last week"

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

Two airplanes

"Any squirrels?" "Nope... two rabbits, a chipmunk, and a little girl picking her nose."

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

"Trash pickup isn't for another two days, isn't it?"

"You can stop now. The squirrels are gone."

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

"They're worse than carpenter ants. We have hacker ants."

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

It's for you.

Fly Tightrope walker

"I started out with a molehill, then I just kept going."

"She's all yours."

'Why should I be scared? I'm not a crow...'

"These, my son, are the tracks of a very dangerous animal we should always try to avoid..."

At a bear crossing sign a silhouette of a bear and cub cross the road in front of a car.

"I wonder where they nest..."

'Quick! Take a picture!'

Getting Closer