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"You can stop now. The squirrels are gone."

"The squirrel’s up in the tree now … you didn’t see that? Hello?! I’m talking to you!"

"You can do it. Just pretend there's a squirrel on the bed."

"Hey, George… Squirrel! Check out my tail. Chase me around the chair. Smell my paws. The dog park? How can you just sit there? I adore you."

"Squi—never mind."

"Did you know he'd joined a squirrel watchers club?"

"It's just a jogger!" "It's just a car!" "There's nothing out there now!" "I was thinking of the squirrel I saw last week"

Oh, come one, they can't all look like squirrels!

It's for you.

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

'Talk about oaky.'

"Be a good boy and bring your dad his glasses. He's barking up the wrong tree again."

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

Moon: Made in China

Dog phrenology

If the Brontë sisters wrote science fiction

"Any squirrels?" "Nope... two rabbits, a chipmunk, and a little girl picking her nose."

"May you love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watching, and chase squirrels at the speed of light."

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

"That's why I don't use those dog carriers."

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

'A nutcracker? Admit it, Fred, you're getting old.'

"They're worse than carpenter ants. We have hacker ants."

"My dog chased a squirrel up my pantleg!"

"Nowadays, it's all about who you know, not what you know."

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

A day in the life of a dog.

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."