Squirrel Watching T-Shirts

"You can do it. Just pretend there's a squirrel on the bed."

"There will be other squirrels ... there always are."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"Wake up, Jane! There's a giant talking squirrel at the end of your bed!"

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

The Zoo.

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

Tourists

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"Now I really hate poetry."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

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"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

TSA Noah

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"I love this time of day."

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"I think we may be related!"

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"