Squirrel Watching T-Shirts

"You can do it. Just pretend there's a squirrel on the bed."

"There will be other squirrels ... there always are."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

The Zoo.

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

Tourists

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"Now I really hate poetry."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

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'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"Nuts to you, too."

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

TSA Noah

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"I think we may be related!"