Squirrel Watchers T-Shirts

"Keep your best friend close but the squirrels closer."

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

"What do you mean, you don't know who I am? I am Ralph. Ralph! Surely you have heard of Ralph."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"I love this time of day."

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

"I'm fascinated by body language."

"Man! That squirrel was jacked!"

Squirrel on the beach

No, I don

"Did you know he'd joined a squirrel watchers club?"

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

Come on Darling: Surely, you don't need a sledgehammer to crack a nut...

"This'll be a cut and dried, no-drama procedure. Unless any squirrels show up, in which case all hell's gonna break loose."

You are what you eat!

'Of course I'm squirreling away money!'

Life's a Bench.

"It's just a jogger!" "It's just a car!" "There's nothing out there now!" "I was thinking of the squirrel I saw last week"

Monument in the park for Squirrel Feeder