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"That was 'Salt Peanuts'."

'Me, I've stopped storing food for winter: I order my meals online and they're delivered straight to my door'

The Seeing-Eye Squirrel

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

"Nuts to you, too."

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

"I love this time of day."

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

Come on Darling: Surely, you don't need a sledgehammer to crack a nut...

Baby squirrel & Berries

"Man! That squirrel was jacked!"

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

Squirrel on the beach

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

"This'll be a cut and dried, no-drama procedure. Unless any squirrels show up, in which case all hell's gonna break loose."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

You are what you eat!