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"It's rustic and undiscovered, but you'd better hurry."

"Don't even think about it."

"I think we're in for a long winter."

"I'm sorry I ever questioned the value of Tetris."

I think my mom might be a little overprotective.

Eat up. While you were here, we moved all those nuts you've been hiding.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"And what about the big chase of '98? Epic! Boy we had good times!"

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

"I love this time of day."

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"Nuts to you, too."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

"Man! That squirrel was jacked!"

"This'll be a cut and dried, no-drama procedure. Unless any squirrels show up, in which case all hell's gonna break loose."

No, I don