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'Our cults are very similar, but we're also allowed to talk about squirrels and eat toast.'

Run. Freeze. Run again! Turn around. Run! No, freeze!

"Let' make a deal. I'll tell you where you buried your bones and you tell me where I buried my nuts."

'Well I guess that answers the question of whether we are Flying squirrels or not.'

Get a job.

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

'Can't wait to see those green shoots coming up...'

'George! Come and look at your squirrel-proof feeder!'

'Care to bury your nuts in my warm place?'

Squirrel Pyramid Scheme

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

"It was not nice of you to taunt the dog! He's old now and almost had a heart attack after chasing you!"

"No thanks, just the peanuts."

Apples!

"That proves it. You're not a flying squirrel."

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

Baby squirrel & Berries

"Nuts to you, too."

"I wish for a bag of roaster nuts."

"Squirrel!"

"It's unusual to see them reading this time of year."

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

I'm just glad J. Lo never passed this way.

This cocktail menu had me sold on a pink squirrel right up until they got to the word "scurry."

"I know it was your turn to pick, but could we listen to something besides the podcast about squirrels again?"

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

Squirrel Re-purposes A Face Mask

"Fifi"

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

"Back away from the squirrel!"

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog