Plant Spotting Gifts

'This species of fungi was last spotted in Oxford by Alice Liddell in 1862!'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

All Natural Nothing

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

'Anorak anoraks'.

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

"Mother! How? Wait — where’s Dad?!"

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

Sushi Train Spotters

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

Getting Rid of the Cure

'Turn right at the Robinia pseudoacacia, pass the garden with the salvia officinalis, cross the road when you see the stranvaesia davidinia and the pub is on the left!'

"Remember when they just used to write the train numbers down?"

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like the medulla oblongata!'

"There's a house-plant round here somewhere."

'it's a special for nostalgia buffs.'

"Where are the perineums?" "Aisle 3. Between the vaginas and the rectums."

For Sale: Red Arrow

"Unfortunately, what we thought to be the black box turned out to be the navy blue box"

Frank was never skilled at finding deer signs. (hunter not seeing actual signs for deer)

The Little Engine that Faced a Tough Moral Dilemma.

"Dirt, flies, ants, poison ivy. Man, eating on the ground is no picnic."

'Ha! I knew they were just little trees!'

Sushi bar Chef: DARN Sushi train spotters!

Just as Lyle was about to give up on ever seeing a whale off the east coast, a strange and miraculous thing happened.

Dog sees venus fly trap catch a fly and copies it...

'We deeply regret to have to inform you that no train will be late today. You even have the chance to get a clean seat. Please accept our apologies. Thank you for your understanding.'

'Uh oh, there's an icebreaker coming our way!'

'Heaven welcomes botanists, we've millions of extinct plants that need classifying!'

"Don't worry, everybody will be expecting an elephant in the room."

My man? Still watching out for aliens.

"Sorry, my mistake, I thought the dating agency said, 'a plain speaking man', 'bye."