Cloud Spotting Gifts

Cloud Spotting

Different types of cloud sign in heaven

'I don't know how they got up there either.'

Hey!...does that volcanic ash cloud look like anything to you?

When clouds separate.

"That one? That cloud also looks like a slaughter house."

"That cloud looks like a basket of eggs!"

Two clouds meet, one wearing a jacket with a silver lining.

When God makes clouds.

'That one there reminds me of a cloud!'

Cloud-spotters discover new type of cloud.

'Ha! I see a massive grey blanket too.'

'Methinks more like a data storage and processing centre.'

'What do you call a sheep with no legs?'

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like the medulla oblongata!'

Fire escape to the clouds

"You left this on our ship."

"Houston, we have a problem."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

"It's so relaxing watching the clouds change shape as they drift by. You could almost forget you're a dog. Is it my imagination… or does that cloud look a bit like a cat? Arf! Arf! Arf!"

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."