Cloudspotter Gifts

'Ha ha, that cloud looks just like Frederick Pethick-Lawrence, Financial Secretary to the Treasury 1929-1931.'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Save Our Universe

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

Moon: Made in China

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

'Mon Dieu! This year, your collection is really daring, mon cher Karl!'

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

"Remember everybody, this is planet Earth, so whatever you do, don't drink the water!"

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like the medulla oblongata!'

"Check this wall for fingerprints."

"Horace, what are we doing on the same cloud? Our vows said 'till death do us part.'"

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

"No, not there! It'll block out all our light!"

Veteran mistakes ironclad ship for Noah's Ark

"We're here doing PR. The army arrives next week."

"We're going have to build higher walls."

"I love their use of space"

"There's no way he'll notice, right? I mean, all turtles look the same."

Great Urban Sprawl

'I think I finally spotted a star between the spy satellites.'

Enemies of the Earth

"No, Billy. That one's a thought balloon."

You Are Here Map in Car Park.

"This must be their mothership... prepare to board!"

"Parallel park and then do a crop circle."

"Hey, that cloud looks like Mitch McConnell dabbing!" "And that one looks like crumbling infrastructure."

"I identify as it/it."

"Wow, I wish I'd thought of that! My last words were pretty naf."

Man standing at a railway station.

Angels aren't lackeys - do thine own work.

'I don't know how they got up there either.'

"Goodbye to nasty Hurricane Hannah yesterday. Today though, Light Wind Larry gives some respite. Miserable Derek Drizzle pops by tomorrow, with Breezy Bob pushing through later on. A sprinkle of Felicity Frost for next week."