Shipspotter Gifts

'WHIPLASH!'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Tiny Visions

Save Our Universe

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Replacement Bus Spotters.

Moon: Made in China

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

'Mon Dieu! This year, your collection is really daring, mon cher Karl!'

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

Eviction Notice for Earth...

"Remember everybody, this is planet Earth, so whatever you do, don't drink the water!"

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

"I'd just like to congratulate you on how skillfully you've hidden my novel!"

'Look! There's Santa!'

"We're going have to build higher walls."

"We're here doing PR. The army arrives next week."

Veteran mistakes ironclad ship for Noah's Ark

"I love their use of space"

'Euston, we have a problem...'

'I think I finally spotted a star between the spy satellites.'

Enemies of the Earth

'Uh oh, there's an icebreaker coming our way!'

Metro North Entrance: Closed because it's broken.

"This must be their mothership... prepare to board!"

Accident

"What the... you brought the wrong bag!"

"Parallel park and then do a crop circle."

"I identify as it/it."

Used space shuttle