Star-spotter Gifts

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Tiny Visions

Save Our Universe

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

Moon: Made in China

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

John Barth wrote "Everyone is necessarily the hero of his own life story." That he did, little buddy. But what if a person spends most of his life watching tv, films, Youtube, Instagram, Facebook, etc? What if my -- I mean, this person's -- life story is watching other people's life stories? Does that make other people the hero of this person's story? Sometimes I don't know where I end and Kanye begins. That'd be somewhere around Kim Kardashian.

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

Eviction Notice for Earth...

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

"I was at a party with SO many famous people, I was the only one there I'd never heard of..!"

"Remember everybody, this is planet Earth, so whatever you do, don't drink the water!"

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

Weird – I think everything they watch is called, That actor looks so familiar what else have we seen him in.

'It's very exclusive - if you bump into a celebrity you get a full refund.'

Polar Bear Paparazzi.

"Should I as for an autograph? The cow's famous. It was in a Far Side cartoon."

"If small stars keep planets in line, what do big stars do?"

Kathryn Morris

Maps of the Human Genome

"I'd just like to congratulate you on how skillfully you've hidden my novel!"

'Look! There's Santa!'

Veteran mistakes ironclad ship for Noah's Ark

'Hey, isn't that that bloke off the telly?'

"We're going have to build higher walls."

"He loves to give autographs!"

"We're here doing PR. The army arrives next week."

"I love their use of space"

"Are you expecting someone, Caroline?"

'I think I finally spotted a star between the spy satellites.'

"Are you anybody?"

Great Urban Sprawl

Enemies of the Earth