Star-spotter Mugs

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Tiny Visions

Save Our Universe

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

Moon: Made in China

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

Eviction Notice for Earth...

"I was at a party with SO many famous people, I was the only one there I'd never heard of..!"

"Remember everybody, this is planet Earth, so whatever you do, don't drink the water!"

"If small stars keep planets in line, what do big stars do?"

Polar Bear Paparazzi.

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

"Should I as for an autograph? The cow's famous. It was in a Far Side cartoon."

'It's very exclusive - if you bump into a celebrity you get a full refund.'

Maps of the Human Genome

"I'd just like to congratulate you on how skillfully you've hidden my novel!"

'Look! There's Santa!'

"We're going have to build higher walls."

Veteran mistakes ironclad ship for Noah's Ark

"He loves to give autographs!"

"We're here doing PR. The army arrives next week."

'Hey, isn't that that bloke off the telly?'

"Are you expecting someone, Caroline?"

"I love their use of space"

Maps to celebrities courtside seats

Great Urban Sprawl

'I think I finally spotted a star between the spy satellites.'

"Are you anybody?"

Enemies of the Earth