Ship Spotting Gifts

'Uh oh, there's an icebreaker coming our way!'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

Save Our Universe

All Natural Nothing

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'Anorak anoraks'.

Titanic: How's my steering.

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

Sushi Train Spotters

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

"Remember everybody, this is planet Earth, so whatever you do, don't drink the water!"

'This species of fungi was last spotted in Oxford by Alice Liddell in 1862!'

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like the medulla oblongata!'

"Remember when they just used to write the train numbers down?"

"Unfortunately, what we thought to be the black box turned out to be the navy blue box"

"We're going have to build higher walls."

"We're here doing PR. The army arrives next week."

'it's a special for nostalgia buffs.'

Veteran mistakes ironclad ship for Noah's Ark

Frank was never skilled at finding deer signs. (hunter not seeing actual signs for deer)

For Sale: Red Arrow

The Little Engine that Faced a Tough Moral Dilemma.

Enemies of the Earth

Sushi bar Chef: DARN Sushi train spotters!

'We deeply regret to have to inform you that no train will be late today. You even have the chance to get a clean seat. Please accept our apologies. Thank you for your understanding.'

Just as Lyle was about to give up on ever seeing a whale off the east coast, a strange and miraculous thing happened.

'Of course I know how to read the water, but I my glasses fell overboard.'

"Do you mind? Look what you made me do!"

"Sorry, my mistake, I thought the dating agency said, 'a plain speaking man', 'bye."

"Parallel park and then do a crop circle."

"I identify as it/it."