Aviation Spotting Gifts

I'm near the airport.

"You left this on our ship."

"Houston, we have a problem."

Fighter Jet Sneeze

Alien Snowmen

"Would you relax? They never look up."

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

All Natural Nothing

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

Boy pilot.

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

"They look like pickles."

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'Anorak anoraks'.

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

The government is lying to us about life on the moon phobia.

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

Take me to your market leader.'

"The food was o.k., but the atmosphere was terrible."

Airliner

'Relax, we're letting you go. Your insurance didn't go through.'

Two airplanes

We come in pieces!

"I don't like the looks of that!"

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

'...And hurry up - I told you to go to the toilet before we left home.'

'I guess they're not here for contact.'

"They're very time-sensitive."

I'm gonna need to see some unidentification.

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

Sushi Train Spotters