Aircraft Spotting Gifts

"Sh-h-h. I think I hear something."

Fighter Jet Sneeze

"Houston, we have a problem."

"You left this on our ship."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

'Gravity...Go figure!'

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

Boy pilot.

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'Anorak anoraks'.

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

Two airplanes

Airliner

"I've had a sore throat ever since we moved near the airport!"

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

Sushi Train Spotters

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

'This species of fungi was last spotted in Oxford by Alice Liddell in 1862!'

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like the medulla oblongata!'

"Honey, look-those are the tiles I was thinking about for the kitchen."

"Remember when they just used to write the train numbers down?"

"She's all yours."

"I know it's a pie in the sky, Henshaw, but from a career perspective point of view we'll log it in as 'unidentified small aircraft'."

Mile High Club

Frank was never skilled at finding deer signs. (hunter not seeing actual signs for deer)

"Unfortunately, what we thought to be the black box turned out to be the navy blue box"

'I told her not to follow me!'

COP26

'it's a special for nostalgia buffs.'

"I wonder where they nest..."

For Sale: Red Arrow

"Phew! I narrowly avoided a near miss!"

The Little Engine that Faced a Tough Moral Dilemma.

"Dirt, flies, ants, poison ivy. Man, eating on the ground is no picnic."