Ship Spotting T-Shirts

'Uh oh, there's an icebreaker coming our way!'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

Save Our Universe

All Natural Nothing

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'Anorak anoraks'.

Titanic: How's my steering.

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

Sushi Train Spotters

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

"Remember everybody, this is planet Earth, so whatever you do, don't drink the water!"

'This species of fungi was last spotted in Oxford by Alice Liddell in 1862!'

"Remember when they just used to write the train numbers down?"

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like the medulla oblongata!'

Veteran mistakes ironclad ship for Noah's Ark

'it's a special for nostalgia buffs.'

"Unfortunately, what we thought to be the black box turned out to be the navy blue box"

"We're here doing PR. The army arrives next week."

"We're going have to build higher walls."

Frank was never skilled at finding deer signs. (hunter not seeing actual signs for deer)

For Sale: Red Arrow

The Little Engine that Faced a Tough Moral Dilemma.

Sushi bar Chef: DARN Sushi train spotters!

Just as Lyle was about to give up on ever seeing a whale off the east coast, a strange and miraculous thing happened.

Enemies of the Earth

'We deeply regret to have to inform you that no train will be late today. You even have the chance to get a clean seat. Please accept our apologies. Thank you for your understanding.'

'Of course I know how to read the water, but I my glasses fell overboard.'

"Sorry, my mistake, I thought the dating agency said, 'a plain speaking man', 'bye."

My man? Still watching out for aliens.

"Parallel park and then do a crop circle."

"I identify as it/it."