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Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'Cannonball!'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Piracy on a boating lake

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

On the brink.

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

Captain steering house through flood.

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Farmer and FIsherman

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

"Shall I let them breathe."

Lighthouse Beam.

Fish or Cut Bait

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Titanic: How's my steering.

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

'Keep pumping Mildred.'

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

"Call me Ishmael."

Late Night with Patrick O'Brian