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Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'Cannonball!'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Piracy on a boating lake

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

On the brink.

Captain steering house through flood.

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Farmer and FIsherman

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

"Entweder Fisch oder Fleisch"

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Lighthouse Beam.

"Shall I let them breathe."

Titanic: How's my steering.

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

'Keep pumping Mildred.'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

Set sail

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

"Call me Ishmael."