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Replacement Bus Spotters.

Replacement Bus Service Spotter

"You left this on our ship."

"Houston, we have a problem."

'Gravity...Go figure!'

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

'Anorak anoraks'.

Fur Baby

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

Vacation Bus Photo

Sushi Train Spotters

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

'Don't be alarmed - I'm a proctologist.'

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like the medulla oblongata!'

"Remember when they just used to write the train numbers down?"

"Honey, look-those are the tiles I was thinking about for the kitchen."

"I know it's a pie in the sky, Henshaw, but from a career perspective point of view we'll log it in as 'unidentified small aircraft'."

Commuter doing some gardening on the train

"Unfortunately, what we thought to be the black box turned out to be the navy blue box"

For Sale: Red Arrow

'it's a special for nostalgia buffs.'

The Little Engine that Faced a Tough Moral Dilemma.

"Dirt, flies, ants, poison ivy. Man, eating on the ground is no picnic."

Sushi bar Chef: DARN Sushi train spotters!

'We deeply regret to have to inform you that no train will be late today. You even have the chance to get a clean seat. Please accept our apologies. Thank you for your understanding.'

"Much better than those fiddly maps - we need never get lost now!"

'Uh oh, there's an icebreaker coming our way!'

Visitor Parking.

"I forgot where we parked."

"Don't worry, everybody will be expecting an elephant in the room."

"Sorry, my mistake, I thought the dating agency said, 'a plain speaking man', 'bye."

"Beige Marks and Spencer anorak, elasticated cuffs, fully enclosable hood...I don't believe I've got that one"