Cloud Spotter Humorist Gifts

'Methinks more like a data storage and processing centre.'

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"I do tech support for the cloud."

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like the medulla oblongata!'

Control Center. A satellite is falling! Tell NASA to divert it so it doesn't hit North Africa. Good golly, Miss Mali!

An angel bangs a broom on a cloud

Moon's Portaloo.

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

"Just a few more minutes. The system's down but we got a guy working on it."

"No, not there! It'll block out all our light!"

"How much storage does he bleedin' want?!"

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

"It was just a near-death experience, but while you're here, would you help me with this computer?"

'Russian scientists have determined where the meteorite than injured 1000 people came from. Thet say, 'It's not from around here.''

Stand up comedians from outer space.

'Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.'

'I miss the evildoers.'

After our sun sheds the last of its energy and collapses in on itself... ...after the solar systems degraded, their planets flung out and consumed... And after those billions of stars in their billions of galaxies are all slowly snuffed out one by one... ...and after the last of the supermassive black holes evaporates... A single last question will remain, drifting through the long, cosmic dark... To renew your universe, please update your payment details.

"We had to park your car in the cloud and, unfortunately, sir, I'm afraid it may have been deleted!"

"No, Billy. That one's a thought balloon."

'If it's sympathy you're after... forget it !'

'Deploy the Candarm and ready the Canafinger.'

"What do you use to relieve the burning and itching of asteroids?"

"Hey, that cloud looks like Mitch McConnell dabbing!" "And that one looks like crumbling infrastructure."

"We're thinking about getting a little pied-a-terre in hell."

'I come from. . . URANUS!'

"What's the wi-fi like?"

'Sorry folks, Tractor Beam's broken. We'll have to use a tractor piece of rope.'