Cloud-watching Humorist Gifts

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"I do tech support for the cloud."

Captain steering house through flood.

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

An angel bangs a broom on a cloud

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

"Is it safe to come out yet?"

"You'll have to have it neat, sir. We're running out of ice."

'I swear it wasn't this cold before they invented the wind chill factor.'

"It was just a near-death experience, but while you're here, would you help me with this computer?"

"Now we know what happens when we overachieve the climate goals."

How You Know It's Spring...

"You bet I'm hot! My breed is meant to live high up in the mountains, but my owner was transferred here..."

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

Eskimo Breaking Wind

"We had to park your car in the cloud and, unfortunately, sir, I'm afraid it may have been deleted!"

'This should shake things up -- I've just found conclusive evidence that global warming is caused by whales!'

'Unusual weather for June'

To Antarctica

'If it's sympathy you're after... forget it !'

Carbon suicide

"Nope, wrong password. You've got two more tries..."

"How did you find the weather on your holiday?"

'Say, Fred...'

"I guess the weather forecast was right."

Global Forecasting Institute

"Actually it started quite harmlessly... internal combustion engines were the first thing the EU banned..."

'Ooops. I hit a hair pocket.'

"It's an ice scraper. I sweat a lot."

"What's the wi-fi like?"

'We're polluting our ozone. Our icecaps are getting bigger, the oceans are shrinking....All because of our addiction to oxygen!'

Frisbee Flies By Mountain Climbers

'Rats, the weather forecast is bad for the whole week: Hot and sunny...'