Cloud Computing Humorist Gifts

'Just sayin' it was a lot more relaxing around here before they invented ‘the Cloud.''

Bezos Forgot the Cloud?

"Nope, wrong password. You've got two more tries..."

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

Screen Time vs Book Time

"I do tech support for the cloud."

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

Terry had a computer bug.

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

Hardware and software

"Of course we'll give you a choice. Would you prefer to lose your job to outsourcing or to robotic automation?"

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"Darn autocorrect!"

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

"You are still here."

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Chef copy robot

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

'No spell-check?? And you call this HEAVEN??'

'Now where's my Tibbles got to?'

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

I downloaded Thoreau's "Civil Disobedience" into it's memory, and now the "command" key isn't working.

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

'It's a snow mobile.'

STRIP Hambone: Humanoid computers

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

"The central digital platform is temporarily renamed Project Schrödinger’s Cat. Until it is accessed on the 24th February it both is and is not a working system."