Cloud-watching Humorist Pillows

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"I do tech support for the cloud."

Captain steering house through flood.

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

An angel bangs a broom on a cloud

"Is it safe to come out yet?"

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

"You'll have to have it neat, sir. We're running out of ice."

'I swear it wasn't this cold before they invented the wind chill factor.'

"It was just a near-death experience, but while you're here, would you help me with this computer?"

"Now we know what happens when we overachieve the climate goals."

'This should shake things up -- I've just found conclusive evidence that global warming is caused by whales!'

How You Know It's Spring...

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

Eskimo Breaking Wind

"You bet I'm hot! My breed is meant to live high up in the mountains, but my owner was transferred here..."

'Unusual weather for June'

To Antarctica

'If it's sympathy you're after... forget it !'

'Ooops. I hit a hair pocket.'

"It's an ice scraper. I sweat a lot."

Carbon suicide

"What's the wi-fi like?"

'Say, Fred...'

"How did you find the weather on your holiday?"

"Are you sure? Hot sex is a leading cause of global warming??"

"I guess the weather forecast was right."

"You think we like these extra playoff rounds?"

'We're polluting our ozone. Our icecaps are getting bigger, the oceans are shrinking....All because of our addiction to oxygen!'

'Rats, the weather forecast is bad for the whole week: Hot and sunny...'

Global Forecasting Institute

Frisbee Flies By Mountain Climbers

"Actually it started quite harmlessly... internal combustion engines were the first thing the EU banned..."