Climate-conscious Humorist Pillows

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

'It's an extinction notice.'

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

'...and this is the water garden...'

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

' I think I'm evolving due to global warming.'

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

This is where Brent council sends you

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

'Who turned up the thermostat?'

"This is a terrible table!"

Minnesota Weather.

'The mountains were too cold for me you see, so I thought: People lost in the desert could need my skills too...'

"Rising sea levels."

"You'll have to have it neat, sir. We're running out of ice."

"Is it safe to come out yet?"

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

'There! another batch of clean coal.'

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

You Are Here.

US Winter Weather Map.

"Now we know what happens when we overachieve the climate goals."

'This should shake things up -- I've just found conclusive evidence that global warming is caused by whales!'

Welcome to the North Pole

An snail shell with a chimney

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'