Cloud Observing Gifts

"It's God's way of telling us it's going to get colder."

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

Painting clouds

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

"It's so relaxing watching the clouds change shape as they drift by. You could almost forget you're a dog. Is it my imagination… or does that cloud look a bit like a cat? Arf! Arf! Arf!"

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

Local News in Heaven

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

'Look man, no wings!'

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

I know time is an earthly construct, but I still feel sleepy in the afternoons.

"You run into a window, too?"

'That cloud doesn't look like a horse to me, but if I import it into Photoshop...'

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

They can't all look like sheep butts.

'Hey, if you use your imagination a little, doesn't that group of people look like a gathering cumulus?'

'I wonder if there's a message up there somewhere.'

A man and woman watch a couple kiss in the clouds.

"How come they don't make clouds in high definition?"

"That's a cloud, son, and no, I don't know if it's toxic."

"You see a bunny rabbit in the clouds. I see mom telling me to mow the lawn."

'You see a bunny, I see an off-site system maintained by a 3rd party providing storage, processing power and computer applications.'

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like medulla oblongata!'

'I think 'The Cloud' knows more thank you think.'

'Is this a cirrocumulus or what?'

Extreme skier flies through cloud.