Cloud Spectator Gifts

"The weather looks a little iffy."

"Good game."

Where Indian ink came from.

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"All we have left is standing room only."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

Man showing in the rain.

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

"It's so relaxing watching the clouds change shape as they drift by. You could almost forget you're a dog. Is it my imagination… or does that cloud look a bit like a cat? Arf! Arf! Arf!"

Local News in Heaven

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

'Look man, no wings!'

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

'Oops! Sorry! I should've said, 'buckle your seat belts'!'

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

"You run into a window, too?"

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

The Suite Hereafter

All this pressure to be the perfect storm...

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

A convenient attack of swine flu...

"Bip."