Celestial Spectator Gifts

Gossip Of The Stars.

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

A convenient attack of swine flu...

'You said I should check back with you if I didn't get any better. . .'

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

"You get a white robe, a halo, wings, and of course, free WIFI."

'Is this a cirrocumulus or what?'

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

Crisis.

'How come there aren't any peace heroes?'

You are everywhere.

'Whoops!'

'I hate to break it to you, but moons don't grow up to be planets OR stars.'

"I'm your sun!"

Angel with speed camera.

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

"Gazing at stars really makes you realise the insignificance of your co-workers."

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).

'He seems nice.'

'They're plowing you? -- how does it feel?', 'Groovy!'

Hubble Telescope

Shoot for the moon or die in the vacuum of space

'They're evolving like mad -- You put in way too many cosmic rays!'