Celestial Scene Admirer Gifts

"Roof, please."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Polar bear bowling alley

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

The star hunters

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

Roads with a view.

'You have to admit Darling that there's an awesome view from our eyrie...'

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

Save Mars

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

'Is this a cirrocumulus or what?'

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

Aurora

No caption. (An astronomer looks through a high-powered telescope while a baby in a crib looks through a hand-held scope).

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

"Remember son, evolution peaks with us - chimps were in space before man!"

"You get a white robe, a halo, wings, and of course, free WIFI."

You are everywhere.

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

'Whoops!'

'Hmphh, your horoscope says you're going to have a date, with a Taurus, and I'm a Gemini.'

'I hate to break it to you, but moons don't grow up to be planets OR stars.'

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

"Do you hear what I hear?"

Angel with speed camera.

"I'm your sun!"

"Gazing at stars really makes you realise the insignificance of your co-workers."