Celestial Theme Admirer Gifts

'Some of those girdles are impossible to penetrate!'

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

The star hunters

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

Save Mars

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

'What's PPI and how did you get this number?'

No caption. (An astronomer looks through a high-powered telescope while a baby in a crib looks through a hand-held scope).

'Is this a cirrocumulus or what?'

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

Aurora

"Remember son, evolution peaks with us - chimps were in space before man!"

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

"You get a white robe, a halo, wings, and of course, free WIFI."

You are everywhere.

"Gazing at stars really makes you realise the insignificance of your co-workers."

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

'I hate to break it to you, but moons don't grow up to be planets OR stars.'

'Whoops!'

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

Angel with speed camera.

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

"Do you hear what I hear?"

"I'm your sun!"

'Look, it's the constellation 'Skipper the frisbee catching dog'!'

'Uranus!'

'He seems nice.'

A little night music...

'They're plowing you? -- how does it feel?', 'Groovy!'

Shoot for the moon or die in the vacuum of space

Ask Sadie. Actual questions from actual readers! Celestial Sadie, In the Western sky after sunset, Jupitor can be seen nearly aligned with Venus. What do you make of this? R. Yates. Excellent question. That reminds me of a long lost civilization, in which there was no such thing as a typo. Where no one ever hit the wrong key because they wrote letters by hand. Eventually, it became so obsessed with speed that it began typing everything, and so inconsiderate that it soon stopped bothering to proo