Cloud Watchers Gifts

"There's no way he'll notice, right? I mean, all turtles look the same."

"Keep it down up there!!"

'The poor economy is hitting everywhere, Have you noticed they cut back on pockets and halos.'

Angels aren't lackeys - do thine own work.

Humans gather to witness the celestial miracle of a 'Transitory Solar Appearance'.

"Seriously? You're afraid of heights?"

"Horace, what are we doing on the same cloud? Our vows said 'till death do us part.'"

"Wow, I wish I'd thought of that! My last words were pretty naf."

"Fire drill?"

"Good game."

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

Where Indian ink came from.

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

Man showing in the rain.

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"

"It's so relaxing watching the clouds change shape as they drift by. You could almost forget you're a dog. Is it my imagination… or does that cloud look a bit like a cat? Arf! Arf! Arf!"

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

Local News in Heaven

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

"Wow - Heavy, man"

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

'Look man, no wings!'

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

'Take one of these diet pills every time you regain consciousness.'

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."