Cloud Watcher Extraordinaire Gifts

"That one, too. They all look like big bags of money."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"I do tech support for the cloud."

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"It's so relaxing watching the clouds change shape as they drift by. You could almost forget you're a dog. Is it my imagination… or does that cloud look a bit like a cat? Arf! Arf! Arf!"

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

Local News in Heaven

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

'Look man, no wings!'

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

Cloud Computing.

"You run into a window, too?"

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

"Yes, I realize you're always available, too, but I prefer the cloud."

I know time is an earthly construct, but I still feel sleepy in the afternoons.

'That cloud doesn't look like a horse to me, but if I import it into Photoshop...'

'No Jenkins! I said we need to start using the Cloud! The C-L-O-U-D!'

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

"What? More deliveries? Man, I never should have leased out my cloud for data storage."

"How come they don't make clouds in high definition?"

"You see a bunny rabbit in the clouds. I see mom telling me to mow the lawn."

'I wonder if there's a message up there somewhere.'

'I store all my data in the cloud.'